Internet dating is crap.

I’ve heard a lot of people tell me this line, and it’s usually said by guys who don’t have a period. I understand if you don’t make love online, then the first thing you have to do is blame the entire World Wide Web, but just as we can’t blame the entire chicken industry for the bad chicken leg at KFC, we can’t blame the Internet for our socializing problems. Only one person is guilty. YOUR
Tinder is the biggest dating app of … well, forever. I have never had any friends of mine, and I have had so many meetings in such a short time without a little effort. The biggest thing about Tinder is that it allows you to basically “hook up the speed”, match the girl, shoot some back and forth, and get a date. Yes, not every girl will respond to your request for a romantic night out under the stars, but they are on Tinder for a reason, and if they switched to you right away, then they are already thinking about meeting you. So, without further ado, let me break down the five golden rules of Tinder so that you too can enjoy the benefits that Tinder provides to so many people.
1.) 5 Good Photos: Now, guys, I’m NOT talking about mirror selfies or sleeveless selfies. Delete them from your phone immediately. It would be great if you were on Grinder, but luckily for us males, a female of our species does not search for six packs online. He can find it any day and anywhere. The photos need to be clear, so at least the iPhone 6, but I suggest a better camera than that. You need a face shot, a full body shot, a shot of your enjoyment of the activity and just showing how awesome your life is. I would also suggest not having your photos drunk and hanging with them. Some guys will be posting photos at the nightclub surrounded by them. This just looks tiring. Just show up with some friends, in fancy situations, looking like cool guys. End of story. Selfies are a big NO. Oh, and no image of your … manhood, no matter how impressive you think.
2.) Opening Line: Okay, delete the next line from memory “Hey, how are you?” NEVER!!! Say this line again. Do you realize how many matches a beautiful girl can get in a day? And you open with the most boring, generic, most amazing sentence of all time. Put on your girl’s shoes for a moment. She jumped on Tinder. Probably because she’s bored and a little curious. Most girls will simply play it as a video game, with no intention of ever meeting anyone from it, so the only way to reach those girls is to REQUEST. Make it rhetorical and don’t ask a question. He can answer if he wants to, if not, who cares. It must be unnecessary, worry-free, and look like a simple expression of the fantasticness that radiates through you. Here are some of my favorite introductions.
1. According to your witty and creative line, I feel that you may lack some magic and spice in your day, so I offer you the opportunity to have your day enriched by the presence of my fantastic.
2. (Enter name here) I believe you must admit …
3. Right now, I’m trying out different outfits for my dress. I’m thinking about Batman, but then again, the redness of Superman’s underwear really makes my eyes.
4. I had the strangest day today. I woke up thinking it was Saturday, but then I quickly realized it was (insert day here). Fortunately, I am fast and made it work on time.
You can see that all these starting lines have one thing in common. They communicate that I don’t care, that I don’t take it too seriously, that I’m a happy guy, that I’m having fun, and that I’m probably a pretty cool guy.
3.) It’s offline fast: The world of Tinder is moving fast, just like the real world is fast. Women are emotional beings and once they stop feeling, they begin to forget. You might be amazing on Monday, but by Tuesday you might be completely forgotten if you are not fresh in her mind. Because of this, you have to become a real person as fast as you can. Tinder should just be a method of meeting and opening. After that you need to become offline as fast as you can. Get that phone number within 4-6 messages. Just do fun, entertaining, entertaining, entertaining and then say the next sentence.
“Hey, I have to manage. I have lives to inspire. You sound like you’re not a jerk or an iceman. I’m digging it up. Give me your number and maybe I’ll send you a message.”
4.) Get to Know Quickly: My advice is to get one for that night. But I understand that some people will have to work week nights so you may have to wait a while. But get it as fast as you can, then send a funny message once a day to the meeting to stay fresh in the girl’s mind. Remember, woman follow their emotions, keep giving her feelings and she will remember you, the moment you get bored, goodbye sir.
5.) Don’t bite more than you can chew: It can be a quality problem. But once steps 1-4 are resolved, it can then become a problem. If you start to get too comfortable and start talking to too many of them, you can actually start to gain anything. “A person who chases two rabbits does not catch either

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